I Know What the Simpson's Movie Is About

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons_Movie

No, nothing new has been released, but if you take a good look at the wikipedia collection of information on The Simpson's movie, you can draw these conclusions about the plot, and speculate exactly what happens:

***********SPOILERS, BTW*********









-Every single person in springfield wants Homer Simpson dead for some reason.

-Homer and Bart are repairing their roof.

-Homer seems to be in a barren Tundra in Alaksa somewhere.

-Homer mentions he needs to save his family with a wrecking ball

-Marge says that God spoke to Homer and hold him to save Pig Crap in his backyard. Then he goes to dump the pig crap.

So... lets add it all up.


********Homer is on a spring cleaning fix with bart, where he keeps hurting himself. He hits his head and God speaks to him, telling him to save pig crap. Marge can't stand the smell so he dumps it in a lake that says "no dumping". This lake is a reservior for the town of Springfield's drinking supply. In an amazingly funny scene (this is going to be awesome!) everyone in Springfield showers in, eats, and drinks shit. Thusly they all want to rip Homer's head off and they set out to kill him. He is banished from town (or maybe he "dies") and the Simpsons must live their lives without their dad. Homer exhiles to the wastes of tundra in Alaska, until he hears word that his family and maybe even the town is in trouble. He returns with a wrecking ball, hoping to right his wrong.***********


So theres a little bit missing still, like what God says exactly, what the peril is that plauges his family, and what will happen to fix the situation. But honestly, you can't tell me that the above plot doesn't A) Make sense and B) Rule.

Also C) Its original, they havn't dealt with the water supply much, and I don't think anyones been particularly BANISHED. And D) They said the plot idea couldn't be done on T.V., and you certainly can't eat and drink shit on air.

-DJC